VERRRRRY limited cases where it isn’t. Cases of noble sacrifices mostly.

Like they say in hockey...

I think that girl up top would have opted for the #FailToWrapUpCancerAndLetCancerRumbleForA99YardTD armbands if she knew what was coming.

Seriously, why are people still going to these games?

No, no. The absolute, “capital U”, Unicorn is the Conversion Safety, aka the 1 point safety.

The Polestar 2 looks like the car you put in a racing game or GTA when you don’t have the rights to use any real cars.

This entire year when Kershaw has given up runs, it’s been early in the game. Why in the hell do you fucking put him out there, cold, against the heart of the order, when Maeda has been unhittable for the series?

Oh man, you’ve just planted the seed for the most terrible movie...

“5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work, Rebekah.” 

Honest question... What is “Barry” short for? Like, it’s got the “y” at the end, so it’s gotta be a shortened name, right?

I could definitely outrun Bartolo over a mile. I could outrun Mo Vaughn over a mile, and I would only have to go 100 feet.

Ichiro, Dr. J, A.I. those are all good picks.

How is it that you freed the slaves AND are simultaneously the motherfuckers who won’t stop putting up the flag that are on the losing side of the slavery equation?

It’s not “moto-doping”, it’s “mechachicancery”.

Glad to be of help, I guess! :)

Is this the stuff you’re talking about?

Mandarin and Cantonese both laugh at you.

Nothing of value was lost.

Look at this photography.

The Delica as a name pisses me off so much. It’s clearly a Delivery Van, so the name should be “Deliva”, WHICH IS A MUCH BETTER NAME.

Serious question: