I feel like 2 Festivas mashed together is like a Large Festiva.

Albert, I don’t think you honestly realize what’s at stake here.

Hookin’ up with the girl Smoove B was hollerin’ at.

Bush

I think part of the canned response about looking at the tape is that you don’t want to clue people in on what you found tough. I appreciate Watson’s response, but I dunno if his coach is necessarily going to like him being so forthcoming.

“Like anyone with a heart and a brain and a stomach, the EMT wanted to eat a hot dog.”

This one is shitty and rude. I hate this one.

*Offers handshake...thinks better of it.

The NFL handled it Burfictly.

Please let this be true.

*cough*Dirk Nowitzki getting paid for a behind-the-scenes documentary about his playing days at Dallas*cough* *cough*

Vlatko at 88?!

A A Ron

Or that we don’t just assume people are lying, since it’s 50/50?

So Blink was the Tipping Point, then?

To be clear, I don’t lean one way or the other.

Or, just pretend that the thing you’re referencing didn’t exist, like he does with all of the other bullshit that surrounds all the bullshit he’s ever written.

Much like several, which would necessitate a rack.

Time to visit my local tri-state area.

This kind of seems like a re-tread of some past car-crushing work, to be honest.