I think he might get 2 signing bonuses. Maybe that’s his play, he’s trying to get a signing bonus from every team. Easy way around the salary cap.

Sup, coward?

+1 all right

+1 Gruden

Here’s the thing... He’s still the less racist option in this election. Which is fucking sad.

But what about his shirt collars? Why does he have to wear them like that?

I’d argue that there are fewer than 10 quarterbacks objectively worse than Cousins.

Like they say in hockey...let’s do that hockey!

“Justin Bieber” would also have been an acceptable answer.

No it’s not. The Big Wet is that dude at the gym that somehow has soaked through 3 shirts.

Also some good energy not to call all the travels. Dude’s picking up his pivot foot all day.

Be honest, it’s not the chicken cheesesteak part, it’s the fact that he went to Jersey Mike’s, isn’t it?

It was a typo. His quotation marks belonged on “scientists”.

Hamilton eats like an alien who isn’t sure how spoons work.

You got to it first.

TIL: Apparently, I need to start covering tennis and making a tennis podcast. (Also, “No Challenges Remaining” is an excellent tennis podcast name. Kudos to whoever came up with that.)

Psh. A substandard bomb wouldn’t detonate. It’d just fizzle out like the wet fart of an incontinent shitbag.

I like how he bleeds off momentum and any hope he has of getting that first down by feinting towards the line at the beginning of the run.

Honestly, as a straight dude, the sex connotations of “moist” are the third down the list. It’s cake/food, towlettes, then lady parts.