You didn’t. It was a tangentially-related topic. I didn’t say you mentioned it, though I could see why you might think that. Wasn’t my intention to call you out specifically.

I feel like the Jack Ryan stuff is like the Jan-Micheal Vincent show on that one Rick & Morty episode.

I love when people love to trot out how fucked up Venezuela is because of socialism. Venezuela is gon’ be fucked no matter what government type they facetiously claim to be running.

Oh no. Oh NOOOOOOOOO.

I have eaten literally, the spiciest shit. I don’t eat a lot of weird foods, though. I am a bit of a science nerd, too. You might out-nerd me, but I’d bet I could out-spice you. :)

“spill it allll over her”

Schwarma fries are fire.

I taunted my Mike Mayock and he just hunkered down in a room devouring all the tape in the house.

My understanding is that those bones are not the tiny ones that you get in say, salmon. Grinding them up would give you a ton of unpleasant texture in an alterno-patty.

I want to get on a boat, and just fucking shoryuken the shit out of one of those fish as it jumps at me.

I try and put Hari’s stuff out there when I find the opportunity. He’s got a long riff on the bit somewhere, where he adds what an actual advocate of the Devil would be doing.

It’s like precipitaaaaayyyyyyyyiiiiaaaaaaayyyyyytion~

A great one, at that.

I know that this may seem like a throwaway story about some scrub on the Brooklyn Nets.

Those motherfuckers need to get off their asses and release the ToblerTwos.

It’s gotta prominently feature salt, but it also has to have one set of ingredients for some people, and then when it’s served to the next person, it has to explicitly claim that all of those ingredients are bullshit, and then contain entirely different ingredients.

“Moscow Mitch” is a dumb, reductive nickname.

Tangent: Not enough people name their dogs Fido anymore. 

People here are misunderstanding the rules of basketball. You don’t need to have the ball to get fouled. If you pull a Marcus Smart and flop on a rebound, if the other team is in the penalty, you’re getting your uncontested shot at that $1 mil.