100%

I hit against the Sasaki one in Japan. I also got a hit off the world’s fastest pitching machine. But that took me, like, all fucking day.

And then not fumbling, which I do not think is happening...

My very best tennis? Hell yes I’d get a point off of Serena. Even if we’re playing a best of 3, there are still a minimum of 48 points that have to be contested. You’re telling me that she’s not making a mistake in 48 points? I’m not finding that believable.

The answer is basketball. If you learn your set and your team executes properly, you’re going to end up with some open looks during the course of a game. Also, people are going to get tired from possession to possession, and fluky shit happens. Tip-ins, you hustling to become the 2nd man on a 2-on-1 fast break, you…

Uh, that highlight clip that’s supposed to highlight Townsend’s Neo-like reflexes shows a grand total of 3 successful volleys, two of which result in Halep passing her.

There is not nearly enough laser or focusing talk on this laser-focused site.

Look, I’m ok with them doing their thing, but do they really need to shut down the streets to have a parade?!

Fancy Kristen recommends that you use a butler for their autonomous braking, like real people.

I mean, it makes sense that Trump would demand it.

HIS NAME MEANS OF THE HOMME!

I’d be really excited for the possibility of Patrick Beverly getting impaled by Von Miller’s helmet.

There’s also the occasional time when a kicker is used to hit that “dribbler” onside kick and run it down.

If he hadn’t been vaccinated he wouldn’t be acting like that.

You know the worst part? Bret Stephens, like a bedbug, has been living rent-free inside our heads.

I will always immediately ask to talk to your manager if I need to abuse someone. There’s no sense in beating up on the minimum wage guy in the equation.

“Journalist Darren Rovell”

That dude was SO Taguchi. The most Taguchi guy in the league.

That’s honestly the point where the Dan Band’s version fuckin falls apart. But it’s pretty good to that point.