I’m buying these things in NEVER.

To be fair...
(To be faaaaaaaaair)

But why would I eat out of a mostly empty peanut butter jar when I can just lick out of an entirely full container at the store?

Ok, what’s the story here...

Bullshit.

Thus ends my review of Microsoft Teams.

Only if there was a canned scream every time the announcer said the name of the team.

The new logos somehow look like they’re more suitable for the Overwatch League than some of the Overwatch League logos.

I go middle, but I’ll go middle high, like just out of reach of the pitcher.

“suddenly”

This would be almost, but not quite, the exact opposite of a “process”. 

Those aren’t Blanks that Billy’s shooting there.

I can tell you this. Cole Beasley, or Julian Edelman, or Jason Witten are definitely hauling that shit in.

Last WC I caught myself doing the “good through ball that didn’t connect” thumbs-up to people for normal shit, like the dude at Taco Bell showing me where the napkins were, and I had to force myself to stop.

Friends is one of those shows I can’t get into because there is NO FUCKING WAY Ross and Rachel and be a thing. She’s just out of his goddamn league, in every aspect.

And the back pass to the goalie is shingles.

Hey Deadspin, I’d just like to point out that we are here commenting because we like soccer, and not because we love to get riled up about shitty Haisley shit takes.

I’m pretty sure Haisley just greyed a bunch of us a while back for disagreeing with his shitty soccer takes and general non-knowing of things.

Always pedaling away on that stationary bicycle of bad takes.

Haisley: Writing :: Cancer: Writing

So you’re saying he’s Cout-out-ho?