You know the worst part? Bret Stephens, like a bedbug, has been living rent-free inside our heads.

Here’s the great part about Vegas. If you want the tarted-up experience, you go to Vegas. If you want the Atlantic City experience, you can just drive live 3-4 exits further and head into Fremont.

I will always immediately ask to talk to your manager if I need to abuse someone. There’s no sense in beating up on the minimum wage guy in the equation.

“Journalist Darren Rovell”

That dude was SO Taguchi. The most Taguchi guy in the league.

That’s honestly the point where the Dan Band’s version fuckin falls apart. But it’s pretty good to that point.

I’m buying these things in NEVER.

To be fair...
(To be faaaaaaaaair)

But why would I eat out of a mostly empty peanut butter jar when I can just lick out of an entirely full container at the store?

Ok, what’s the story here...

Bullshit.

Thus ends my review of Microsoft Teams.

Only if there was a canned scream every time the announcer said the name of the team.

The new logos somehow look like they’re more suitable for the Overwatch League than some of the Overwatch League logos.

I go middle, but I’ll go middle high, like just out of reach of the pitcher.

“suddenly”

This would be almost, but not quite, the exact opposite of a “process”. 

Those aren’t Blanks that Billy’s shooting there.

I can tell you this. Cole Beasley, or Julian Edelman, or Jason Witten are definitely hauling that shit in.