Last WC I caught myself doing the “good through ball that didn’t connect” thumbs-up to people for normal shit, like the dude at Taco Bell showing me where the napkins were, and I had to force myself to stop.

Friends is one of those shows I can’t get into because there is NO FUCKING WAY Ross and Rachel and be a thing. She’s just out of his goddamn league, in every aspect.

And the back pass to the goalie is shingles.

Hey Deadspin, I’d just like to point out that we are here commenting because we like soccer, and not because we love to get riled up about shitty Haisley shit takes.

I’m pretty sure Haisley just greyed a bunch of us a while back for disagreeing with his shitty soccer takes and general non-knowing of things.

Always pedaling away on that stationary bicycle of bad takes.

Haisley: Writing :: Cancer: Writing

So you’re saying he’s Cout-out-ho?

Part II just flows better as a song, Part I is more about the harshness of the insults.

Look, what you call “nice things” are actually objectively terrible, and thus by transitive property, you’re terrible for liking them.

I dunno, man. I just heard a couple second sample, and then I just kind of extrapolated out from there. My initial results seemed, like, 98% accurate to me.

Nah, man. Part II is the one you need to post.

Are we sure that he was groping people? Maybe he was just like, “I’m just gonna be gesticulating my arms and it’s not my fault is anything gets in the way...”

It’s like they’d say in hockey...

Emphasis on “reasonably”.

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I had the Japanese version first, which is called “unagi pie”. I saw those in Chinese bakeries in the US later, though, and they were always called butterfly cookies.

According to an interview, that’s exactly where it’s from.

I also liked the Bob Emergency.