“commentators”

I can’t quite make out what you did there, but I get the general idea.

I was watching fantasy stat updates for a game Peterman was in last year. At one point he threw an incompletion...

It’s like how the French are the losing side in the French and Indian War, despite not actually participating in it.

“My neck, my crick...”

People already mix salsa and sour cream. Like, I don’t see how this is some kind of gigantic stretch. Especially if the salsa is pico de gallo, because half the stuff in pico de gallo is stuff you dump ranch on when you make a salad.

You are a filthy liar. There are only 5,040 combinations possible.

Y’all, I think we should start a GoFundMe to Send Ilhan Omar Home.

By which I mean, we send her back home on a first class flight to Minnesota. But we dress it up like it’s a hostile GoFundMe. We pocket the leftover cash because that’s how this grift works.

Waaaarrrrrrrdellllllll.

I think that would get a tear running down his face...

You’re also supposed to yell “WHOA BEAR!” a whole lot while making yourself look big.

I like the ones where people are self-aware more. I feel bad reveling in the terribleness of someone trying to do their best.

He should have ALSO shot A-Rod.

“This has notes of...super glue.”

It’s Florida, though. I’m sure some variant of “finders-keepers” exists.

You ever try smoking something with balsa wood?

This just reinforced the “White dudes with three names are psychopaths” stereotype.

Eh, I was just being a smart-ass. I was going to make a joke about grammar limiting your follower count, but I figured it was too mean for too little payoff, so then I just left that half-assed comment.

Triple Threat’s story isn’t perfunctory, it’s actively detrimental to the movie, much like the way “Avengement” has such a terrible title, I can’t go into it without preconceptions.

It’s the perfect crime when you think about it*.

I mean, if she could just bring like 10% of that energy she has for racism towards not doing a shitty job, she could be a good employee.