Waaaarrrrrrrdellllllll.

I think that would get a tear running down his face...

You’re also supposed to yell “WHOA BEAR!” a whole lot while making yourself look big.

I like the ones where people are self-aware more. I feel bad reveling in the terribleness of someone trying to do their best.

He should have ALSO shot A-Rod.

“This has notes of...super glue.”

It’s Florida, though. I’m sure some variant of “finders-keepers” exists.

You ever try smoking something with balsa wood?

This just reinforced the “White dudes with three names are psychopaths” stereotype.

Eh, I was just being a smart-ass. I was going to make a joke about grammar limiting your follower count, but I figured it was too mean for too little payoff, so then I just left that half-assed comment.

Triple Threat’s story isn’t perfunctory, it’s actively detrimental to the movie, much like the way “Avengement” has such a terrible title, I can’t go into it without preconceptions.

It’s the perfect crime when you think about it*.

I mean, if she could just bring like 10% of that energy she has for racism towards not doing a shitty job, she could be a good employee.

Just want to make sure that everyone’s reading the same thing I am, cuz:

“We’re extremely embarrassed this happened and have taken the immediate steps to remove the manager who was on-duty from her role...“

That doesn’t say terminated or fired and what that means to me is “reassigned”. Maybe demoted, maybe they just…

So the Tea at Five people looked at Faye’s behavior and now they’ve done away with her?

Why does the link for the A&W blog instead go to Kate’s podcast?

I’d feel bad for Atleti, except they’re basically the La Liga equivalent of Tony Pulis’ West Ham. They’re basically unwatchable if they get that first goal.

I think you meant to say that your account has fewer than 300 followers.

I mean, I didn’t INTEND to take inconvenience someone by taking someone else’s shit. But there were economics involved, and I was about making money, so I took it.

He’s keeping his options open.

Aight, Angry Orchard’s on the perma-boycott list.