“VAR stepped in to do what VAR does.” 

I like to think he was imagining how much cooler the highlight would look if he wasn’t wearing sleeves.

Slave owners are the predecessors to “job creators”.

No, no. I think you misunderstand. I didn’t buy the BBB shoes. Fuck that noise. I brought the Brand Blacks. The best thing for me about BBB is that Brand Blacks went down to like, $40, so I bought 3 pairs.

The first run of shoes were garbage, but I think the next gens were just Brand Black knock-offs, and legit they’re the best basketball shoes I’ve ever worn on and off the court.

This reasonableness shall not be allowed to pass!

Fake left, go right out for cigarettes and never come back.

I think what you meant to say was this:

This was almost certainly done to maximize the number of people who would fall under class-action status. Dude probably approached the lawyers earlier, they told him to wait until statute of limitations, and then close the trap.

Nah, she got vilified on the internet. No mention of an apology or anything from either the manager or corp. That does not pretty much “fix the error.” The only person who suffers in that situation is the employee. 

Every time I hear him talk, I feel like the Letterkenny hockey coach.

I just want to kick a trash can and yell about how FUCKING EMBARRASSING this is.

I think there should be a poll. Should Stewart Zimmel “punch this guy in the throat”, or “pay him $6000"?

I’m going to “stab” you in the “eye”. With the “letter opener on my desk”.

So, imagine baseball, but like, with the roux from Canadian Football.

Kudos to that cop. No snark. That was a lot of restraint.

This dude looks like a dictionary with all the pages torn out.

Jared Dudley sounds like that fucking annoying guy in every pick up game who wants to tell you how you need to get back on D to get on his man that he can’t keep up with in transition.

I’d put it about Dudley.

Also, we should absolutely ban some fucking NASCAR on account of greenhouse gases.

I think Drew’s leaving out the fact that the dog would absolutely win, just by jumping on the table and peeing on all Joey’s hotdogs.