Shouldn’t people know by now? I feel like there’s one of these stories about some other time-cheating idiot every 2 months or so.

You could do it. I dunno about catching the cap, though, but that seems like it’d be the only impressive part of this. The bottle’s just being rigidly held in place, so you’d just raise/lower to whatever height and distance to match where your shoe is going to contact on the rotation, and add slo-mo.

Randle’s pretty good. He’s not a centerpiece, though. And all the rest of those dudes are just single-double guys.

I’ve heard this from people who enjoy fishing, and I’ve told them that “you only think they can’t feel pain because they can’t yell.”

I’ll probably go watch this tonight.

Someday it’ll be SuperTrain’s time...

These fools think that just because you don’t say anything overtly racist, that treating people differently isn’t discriminatory.

She’s busy fainting at how shameful that criminal’s property seizure was.

The only ones I’ve ever bought are those Japanese Frixion erasable pens. Those things are great.

College football, soccer, the US Men’s Basketball Team, college basketball, NBA, baseball (to some extent), NFL football, track (to some extent)...

You know what, let me save you some time and point you to about 605 million results.

He refers to both Bruce Lee and Abraham Lincoln as “Julius Randle with Chops”.

Right next to “Time’s Person of the Year - 2006".

I was really rooting against the US after that shameful display against Thailand. (“We need to run up the score, in case someone else runs up the score!” is a terrible excuse to be classless.) Anyway, now I might have to root for them again.

If you weren’t talking about the men’s soccer team...you should have had a whole lot of something.

Everyone was wearing fingerful gloooooves~!

Sissoko’s is far more awkward to me. He’s got his arm out there for a good second or two while he’s side-stepping. Kumagai is charging down the ball, and I’d argue that her arm, in ANY natural position is going to brush that shot.

I actually went to go back and edit it to indicate that I wasn’t just talking about his 60+ nights, but I missed that second reference.

Fun Fact about Mike Davis on the Dodgers...

James Harden is playing the part of the Rules Nazi that ruins every board game night.