“He is crafty, abusing the rules of the game and drawing fouls unlike any player in the history of the sport, leveraging his superior dramatic arts to flop his way to the line”

Penalties are supposed to be easy to score. That’s why they’re penalties.

+1 Fucktomb

That’s fucking $10k. Sorry, Cam. I think this is a case of Cam not realizing what normal people pay for stuff.

Say it with me. The job creators are the PUBLIC. No company hires a person for a job if they don’t think that person is going to generate more value than it costs to employ them.

Not girlfriend. Wife. He’s apparently been landing knockouts for quite a while prior to the championship fight.

Of all the movie-related chain restaurants, I literally have no idea how this place is still chugging along. Even Planet Hollywood, a restaurant just dedicated to reminding you about movies, has gone under.

The ARCOs around here all charge you to use a credit card, but they do take them. I am fine with this. I’m not fine with exposing my debit card to fraud.

Not a whole lot of tape of this guy’s matches against Tsitsipas floating around, but in the few clips I found, Felix definitely does some stuff on the two-handed backhand where he takes a big windup but doesn’t hit it as hard when Tsitsipas is standing way back.

That’s not foolproof, either. Those terminals at the register can have a new faceplate swapped onto them. What’s getting annoying is that sometimes, I’ll go to gas stations that don’t allow me to use my credit card. What kind of monster ONLY accepts debit? I’ve started carrying around $20 bills again.

Cake by the Ocean is a powerfully disgusting song. Who the fuck wants sand in their frosting?

Honestly, I could totally see him just raving about cheap property. 

Dwight Howard.

I’m rooting for Victor Oladipo to come to the Lakers.

It’s actually not possible under the current CBA. You either have to get bought out, or ride the thing out.

I thought he was just gonna throw it in off the bounce, but I was not expecting that dunk.

Because.

You know what weirds me out is when I take a bunch of vitamins, and I DON’T pee ecto cooler. The multivitamin supplement I take is made of vitamins derived from food. One day this week, I washed it down with a Vitamin C drink that someone had given me.

I see this becoming a REAL problem for people who work in the US to send money back home.

Access to a bank != Bank account