He showed the USWNT how to celebrate a goal with class.

Zardes’ goal was pretty amazing.

The flowers were coming from INSIDE the grave.

Don’t wanna rain on your boozehound parade, but the average fatal toxicity for people is .4. You’d be more than 4 times past that mark at 1.83. I feel like that’s a case of the bathroom breathalyzer just not being very good.

If Jim Tomsula found free shoes, he would immediately be known as “Jim Tomshoela”, and YOU KNOW IT.

She’d be a lizard 6 at best.

I can’t help but imagine it would raise the bar for soccer in this region.

These are mass-produced disposable hunks of low-grade plastic designed to be the most reductive form of your favorite character.

These are mass-produced disposable hunks of low-grade plastic designed to be the most reductive form of your…

He looks like the more cynical main character on Corporate.

This got posted 7 hours ago, and I can’t find a single “DOWN GOES FRAZIER!” comment.

This seems a lot like a campaign speech from Rudy “Ol’ 9/11" Giuliani.

No, no! This is the one time we DON’T want you to act like you’ve been there before!

It’s not that it affects the taste. It’s that you end up with the smushed up “butt” end of garlic at the end. Mincing the garlic isn’t that tough, it’s the peeling part that sucks.

I think she was trying to lob it REALLY hard to get it over the plate. But she let go late, and ended up shanking it.

Pokemon is some overrated BS.

I only had a problem once, and the main issue was that you can’t use anything but the phone to do anything about the order while it’s en route. I got shitty cell service at the apartment, and so that order just never made it.

This was funnier as a short concept that it was when fully fleshed out.

Sadly, I’m in a stupid spot where the used all-electrics aren’t old enough to have a real market, or the first-gens were rushed out so quickly they have unknown problems that don’t show up until the lease period ends.

If you want to be SUUUUUUPER pedantic, which is what Team Sandwich is all about, they’re all variants on the Chinese bao, which predates the sandwich by 1400 years or so.

They’re “aggregate accessory fruits”.