Nah, cuz you can make a hot dog sandwich. It’s the thing that your parents would make when they didn’t want to go buy hot dog buns.

Also, strawberries aren’t fruits, so if you have any in there, it’s not really a fruit salad anymore.

You know what’s weird is how everyone who says “No” is awesome and correct.

The GD only comes into play if you don’t handle your business against the other teams. If you come up short against Sweden and/or Chile, and your first reaction is, “I KNEW we should have run up the score on Thailand!” you have a bad take.

Nah, this is bush league bullshit. Especially trying to fucking score in added time. You have two other matches to play. If you stumble in the World Cup because you get a bad result in one of those matches, and your first reaction is to think, “Well, if we’d only scored 15 against Thailand we wouldn’t even be having…

“There’s a joke somewhere in here that has to do with the guy being French, but I’m not sure what it is.”

I dunno. I won’t say it’s the best. Let’s just say it’s Thaied for first.

Kawhi’s gone either way. If he wins, he’s like, “Yo, I’m not paying double income tax. Also, Canada is not my jam, and I brought you the only championship you’ll ever have. Fuck Drake.”

Burpees, or GTFO.

God, I don’t even want to think about it. AHHHHH.

On the one hand yeah, Burneko should probably write an equally tongue-in-cheek mea culpa. (I’d entitle it, “God gave you two Achilles tendons, play in Game 6, you coward”.)

I agree with this 110%. The only reasonable place for KD to go is to  New York on a max contract.

Her speech after dude kills the swan is pretty amazing.

Congrats on putting that together. I made the same point when Murray beat Djoker for his first GS at the US Open, and all I got was a bunch of parrots yammering about how both of them had to play in the wind, so it was the same.

Welcome to being a Dodger fan, circa the last 10 years.

Oh, you haven’t dug into the MLB draft yet. You could make an entire region of the Name of the Year bracket out of it.

I just don’t understand this. They don’t bitch about Hawkeye being shitty for tennis because you don’t want them to take away THAT cool forehand that lands micrometers wide once you account for the deformity of the ball.

“No, no. We can’t give the objectively smartest people amongst this group a platform to speak their minds aloud!

I think this is an underreported part of this story. Giri, get on asking Joe Harris if he indeed also likes the clubs, and would have been available for a soiree last night?

I wonder what move Kobe hit him with? Drop step? Dump fake?