He’s still got a 27-0 lead in stab wounds, too.

Baseball player name/highlight clip synergy achieved.

Sounds like they’re just gonna 2-hand touch channels that spew hate.

“WE DROVE THIS SHIT ON MARS! THAT’S HOW OFF-ROAD THIS IS!”

“That’s so bush league!”

I’m honestly disappointed the dude didn’t pull a bunt flip.

Yeah. Sausage. It’s a no-brainer. You can make a bajillion things into delicious sausages. There’s one kind of acceptable bacon.

God as my witness...I thought those redneck turkeys could fly.

Some of them. I guarantee you that I could beat up pretty much any pro cyclist...with the possible exception of Peter Sagan.

I don’t see how this paints Andy in a bad light, unless you’re in the Israel Uber Alles crowd. He’s saying he’s anti-Netanyahu, all religion aside, and that Jews shouldn’t be supporting a bloodthirsty regime. Much in the same way you would hope that sensible Christians would be turning their backs on the Trump regime.

Zelda II is also my favorite game. The RPG elements that go missing in all the other games are a huge reason I don’t play them.

Jones shoved the shit outta that ref.

The Revs saw that happen, and they were like, “I’m not even Zlatanagry.”

It’s mainly the fact that it’s in Canada, where it’s a scufflé.

Travel with the intent to do gross bodily functions.

Collingwood’s catch is better than both of the other two put together.

Thanks. I’m glad someone besides me remembers the Angry Bronze Medalist Carmelo phase. :)

Pro-tip if anyone ever ends up in a situation where you’re gonna be presented with a car you can wail uponst.

The only thing I can think of here is that these people getting up to FOUR free pours are like, holding up the line so that they can’t get their free sample or order in.

Not too many, but I was more indicating that this is global cabal of scared racists, not just the homegrown kind.