Yo, if we’re talking about setting up a scam fund, I’m in.

Ooooh... Continental, you say...

Baked to perfection!

Legitimate question, has anyone ever stolen 2 bases on 1 pitch without an error?

So he’s an Aston Villa supporter now? He’s gotta be backing something like half the league.

More like a Horsezillionaire.

I’m all for this guy taking money from the pasty country boys.

Why do you want to fight about “gamers”?

I stand on the side of dyed reds not being able to call themselves redheads.

Azerbaijan: “We’ll host a final in Azerbaijan! We’ll get a boost of tourism from everyone who comes to watch the games and can tell everyone how awesome our country is!”

Also Azerbaijan: “Drastically limit the number of tourists that can show up.”

Psh. You just wrote out 47 thousand dollars dollars.

No, no. The joke should be “Fancy Kristen doesn’t return. She merely warehouses the offending merchandise.”

I knew nothing about the book, so I was kinda disappointed when this wasn’t about Ayrton Senna.

*comment and avatar synergy achieved*

I think HBO was trying to find ways to make all their big series fit into one extended universe.

Why are you people paying attention to any of these people?

Carter will be passed out on the couch from building the house.

I mean, that’s kinda why he’s on the $50, right? Ain’t nobody using $50s who’s up to above-board activities. :)

Man Uths. (Pronounced “Youths”).

That coin isn’t currently in circulation.

Hey y’all. Vote me for President. I’ll give Harriet the $20 by herself, put Douglass on the $10 and move Hamilton to the $2, upgrade Lincoln to the quarter, ban the penny, kick Jefferson off the nickel and replace him with Eisenhower or someone.

I’d contribute to the GoFundMe for that.