Ha Seung-Jin belongs on your list.

It’s not on a bun, it’s on a BISCUIT! The sausage biscuit with egg is the only breakfast item I even order from McD!

I’m just worried about taking them down without doing damage to a wall or something. I think if I ever end up doing a Twitch stream, I’ll probably convince myself that these will be useful, and get myself some.

Nah, he’s a young. He’s gonna put up some Nanoleaves instead of that lava lamp.

You are muddling your memories. Ford made the Aerostar, but the Astro Van was Chevy.

That’s not what it says at all. Montro is correct. Non-human things are the sexiest things to a man, according to the report.

I’m gonna say I think my sober (not buzzed or drunk) sexual activity rate is something like 100%. I don’t really find too many drunken activities fun.

Not the Ashtrovan?

“Okay, so then you get six divided by two, times three. And then you just go left to right. Like, you don’t do multiplication before division; it’s just left to right.”

“The line must be drawn HEAH. THIS FAR! NO FARTHER!”

Look, as much as I’d like to take Kyrie’s side on this, I really can’t agree with a dude who is non-ironically name dropping himself in an interview, multiple times.

And then people shamed him for being “ason”, and he ended up making it to top-10 on the career made 3-pointers list.

No. This is a dumb take. There has never been someone who handled the ball as much as Ben Simmons does who has only been effective within 15 feet. Anyone would have been chided for that shit.

My favorite part in the match is Jovic’s goal. Watch Rebic as soon as Jovic gets the ball back. That is a Nick Young/J.R. Smith level of premature arm-raising.

Wait, you tried booze, but you didn’t try any of the adult chocolate milk options?

Nah, it works.

The thing with Paul is that you you know all this stuff under his skin. Like, he tries to play it off with the deflection to Rachel, and all that. But this dude honestly thinks that he’s probably the 2nd best player in his era, and when he’s getting roasted like that...

Yeah, but that joke doesn’t work as well.

My ideal outcome to everything here is that Arsenal make up an 8 goal difference with Spurs on the last day of the season.

It was pretty much inevitable, though.