I’ve literally actually eaten at a place that does bait and switch pricing. There’s a giant signboard that reads one price. And then they just charge you a different one.

Yeah, it’s an immediate red flag for me not to eat at that place again. You don’t point out when you raise food prices because rent went up. You don’t point out when you raise prices because restaurant insurance went up, or that shipping costs have increased for all your ingredients.

Damn, why are his talking points all weird today? Could someone have gotten malware onto his teleprompter?

Eh. Mediocre flip. It’s pretty high in emotional content, but it’s got no style, and it’s very premeditated. Go back to the Korean minor leagues.

Voit’s looking like a pretty round boi himself...

Cheating by kicking your ball is bullshit, but it’s like, at least you’re only messing with your shit, and in some small way, admitting that you suck.

When Laureano got the ball in the outfield, he knew it had gone to the wrong place. He decided to mark it Return to Xander.

Holy crap. My bad. I didn’t realize that this article had gotten regurgitated 2 years later.

I think they already did that.

He’s been in a valley, but they ain’t been up off that porch.

It probably was, but let’s be real. This track is wack. hahaha

“Maybe” the importance of the flag?

Twizzlers all day.

The floury part of the Red Vines is what kills that shit for me. It somehow manages to feel MORE artificial than a Twizzler.

I prefer Twizzlers, and I drink black coffee for its metabolism benefits...for counteracting things like Twizzlers.

I think a large part of this is how GD overpriced the wedding markup makes everything. If I do eventually get married, I hope my wife’s cool with a buffet, because basically you’re getting a buffet when you do the banquet style food, it’s just that you can’t get seconds.

I pointed out to a friend who posted this.

Rumor has it that he told the unnamed woman that he was going to give her a “proper twelve”, but it turned out to only be a bit more than a 3.

Ah, yes. That’s the loophole. Guess I’ll keep a small petty cash stash around for deliveries.

It’s also Amazon Restaurants.