How do you not understand that obstruction of an investigation isn’t dependent on whether or not a crime was committed?

I think that only riles them up further.

I almost feel like it’s detrimental to tip on these services, now, if the employer is just taking their tips.

That idiot. He’s supposed to stay high above the mucky muck, man.

That turnover by Brown was basically the spiritual relative of Chris Webber’s timeout. He traveled, and threw the ball because he knew he had taken too many steps.

In other eater of ants highlights:

Harold “The Show” Arceneaux

Shit. The part at 5:45 is intense. I think that dude gets knocked out twice.

It seems like the people who made the call on this were just flying by the seat of their pants. I don’t see any sort of malice in it though.

Just kinda seems like Arash decision.

Well, Puig’s a special case. The failures are entertaining, too. :)

Is there actual basketball-looking bubble wrap, or did someone Photoshop that? If it’s the latter, that’s some fine work.

THE HYPOTENUSE IS NOT AN ANGLE!

Haven’t we established that Gold Gloves are pretty much the worst of baseball writers on auto-pilot, though? There are a handful of players I get excited to see on defense. It’s like Puig and Trout that are still playing.

THE CLEAR ANSWER.

Hondo, Rajon Rondo, longbow...

“Drake, let me just hit you with this fast.
You don’t spark joy, I’ma Marie Kondo your ass.
I have no good will, you’re goin’ in the trash.
Even decluttr ain’t payin’ cash for that stash.”

I dunno. It sounds...ASIAN.

I thought it was only the 2-piece. 

Someone’s gonna get Marie Kondo’ed in a diss track this summer, I guarantee you this.

I, too, assume that everyone who’s better than me is on PEDs. After all, I’m the only one that I can be 100% certain isn’t on them.

Yeah, just like like every other year.