I saw “Jon”, and a pic of a bald White dude, and I instantly thought it was H. Jon Benjamin.

I’ve let myself down.

Glad he was able to find new virk so easily.

I was really hoping these were gonna be guys who were like the fake dude that kept popping up on Sony Pictures pull quotes.

Or just blamed it on their wives, like Duncan Hunter.

Man, there are some writer’s tears flowing right now.
No Oxford comma!? It “BUST” be distilled three times!?

/drinks heavily

In Amsterdam, they call that a Beatdown Royale.

If people don’t get mobilized to take this guy down just as hard as they nailed Jussie, these is something seriously fucking wrong.

Just because you’re working doesn’t mean you’re actually DOING WORK, either.

What’s Rafal Majka doing racing for this squad I’ve never heard of?

It’s a look I’d describe as, “I need attention, but I really, REALLY don’t deserve any.”

Is she, though? I do not go for that look at all.

“KNEEL, SON OF FRESH PRINCE!”

I hope that Rick Snyder gets the shit that Jayden filters out put into his water supply, since he declared that it was safe.

Jerkin’ Klopp!

They got guys for that now.

I hope they’ve got a well-staffed burn ward down there at the combine.

Holy shit are you wrong about this.

Ok. So that’s marginally defensible, but they put the blue ribbon on the Pabst whiskey already.

Wait, wait, wait.

I will give it a look.