I’m interested in the Alander and Doctor Bird entrants. Unfortunately, i just bought two bottles of rum on Monday, so it’s gonna be a while before I have a reason to buy any.

My go to in this category is Ron Zacapa 23, and it’s about the same price. 

Just maybe consider limiting your intake on the delicious stuff.

“It’s about creating a post-Mario world.”

It’s just a vegan vigilante that doesn’t want any of the evidence on ‘em.

Anyone remember when the Boondocks did an episode on this the first time it was an issue?

Huey’s speech basically sums up how I felt.

Oh, shit this guy just killed rhythmic gymnastics and figure skating, only the highest grossing events of the Summer and Winter Olympics.

This needs to be brought up in every press release for these stupid products.

I feel like the comedy is there with his guests most of the time, but Conan’s lead-ins are pretty forced, and they always start with some kind of segue that doesn’t work logically once you see how it plays out.

“Apply now for the 2020 Takeout Asian-In-Residence fellowship”

LITERALLY THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS IS A DRIBBLE.

It just seems tossed off. Like it’s from a video game that didn’t have the license to use actual cars. It seems like “generic GTA V station wagon”.

This is a story about hitting a Korean bridge, and nobody’s gone with

Cancelled my 3 pre-order and I was looking at the Polestar 2, but it looks like a discount Chevy Cruze. It’s so remarkably unappealing visually. Maybe I’ll get over it by 2020.

Here he is.

Starred just for the proper use and spelling of “word is bond”.

Why can’t I star articles?

If you’re looking for something similar, I’d recommend this:

Yup.

I swear to god, I will open up an Orange County Style pizza restaurant and bring this WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE OF CARDS CRASHING DOWN...