Damn. Do these fans have no soles?

A SNOWFLAKE’S CHANCE IN HELL

Nah. Patriots fans are the most likely to be wearing the jersey of their team at sporting events that neither involve:

1) Their team
2) Football

Because sometimes, at an LA Galaxy/Portland Timbers game, you just gotta show out for TAWMMY or Gronk.

Look, man. For the last, say, 10 years after the CP3 trade got nixed EVERY FUCKING TIME there’s a notable free agent on the market, that guy’s agent floats a story, “Lakers Interested in <player>“.

Then the player spends the rest of the year souring on L.A. because fans keep shitting on him because it’s bullshit that…

He was only healthy for like, one season of LeBron being there.

Don’t they understand that more access to healthcare equals healthier workers, which means more productive workers?

“I mean... Meat. Pie. How can you not possibly want (lots) of that?”

You’re right. Rivers sounds almost exactly like Weird Al on this Billie Jean cover.

Can we you guys do this for a bad QB? Like, have them sit down and ask them if they Remember Throwing An INT To Some Guys?

Nishikori seems to have a habit of not getting into a match until he’s a set down. It seems to me like he’s trying to rope-a-dope them, but you can see people getting wise to his tactics.

That guy can stay unemployed. He’s definitely a “this is the worst kind of discrimination...the kind against ME.” snowflake.

“McD’s, you’re good at fries and stuff, but that pun?”

You gotta wonder what H2WHOA! did to make that list...

The way I’ve explained it to people is that it’s like your bank account. You can take a bunch of $5 charges, and not feel like you got overcharged.

*discreetly tucks sword cane away*

He further claimed that Cejudo wouldn’t want to face him again because he had just opened up a realtor’s office in his head.

To be fair, he LOOKED like he’d been getting his ass beat for 15 minutes before the fight started.

*grumbles about his similar post’s lack of attention due to greying*

Lisa is REALLY tearing this guy apart.

It’s the margin of victory there. If that shot doesn’t clip the net, it’s going by Kei for a clean winner. He’s so flat-footed that he looks slow getting to it on the net cord. And then, you lose the next 4 points in a row...