Damn, all the moderately non-terrible ones are taken. :)

Man...

Counterpoint: I want to hear more inside draws described as weak-ass bunts to try and get the runner over to second.

Those are Chelsea fans. They are also the reason I root for Chelsea to lose, just as I was rooting for Croatia to lose. 

I can think of a couple reasons for why this seems this way.

Wait, isn’t it a low threshold that you’re looking for here? I think the author’s saying that assholes are impervious to embarrassment, so the threshold is impossible to reach.

Like I said, they were the worst. It is not silly to root against the worst people in the lot. “Have some racist fans in the lot” is a pretty pathetic attempt to handwave the fact that a country already serving a punishment for racism, then decided to put a swastika onto their pitch, and in 2014 had a player on their…

The ONLY team that carved swastikas onto their field during a match which they were playing in an empty stadium because they were racist.

Sadly, the racist-ass Croatians made it to the final, which was rather disappointing.

More like a 100 Years Agreement to Have Disagreements.

“Enward Box”?

This is the best thing to come out of that movie.

Sadly, Teslas don’t come with keys, because that’s the way you’re supposed to solve this situation.

You figure, if the coaches were smart, they would have started setting up blocking schemes for INT returns, seeing as how that’s where they were getting most of their yards from.

More bunce...to the unce...

My friend’s a season ticket holder. He puts his tickets in a binder like you used to do when you gave a shit about your baseball cards.

It’s called a Russia Libre.

I think it could also be, “I don’t remember saying this, because I got knocked the fuck out when I got body-slammed, and given that everyone seems to think I deserved, I pretty much accept that this is what happened. Because I don’t want to get knocked the fuck out anymore.”

But not like, actually, fuck him. This dude deserves to have no fucking.

But who got dat weed, doe?