I believe we can not be dicks!

Man, y’all are way luckier than I am. I’m 0/2 on my Warehouse deals. :(

Man, y’all are way luckier than I am. I’m 0/2 on my Warehouse deals. :(

Austin Rivers is the only NBA player in the world who’d get his ankles broken in a verbal altercation.

“8 as in... 8.”

“Operator... I’d like to report my neighbor for treason. He’s falsely claiming that not only is his President Black, but his Lambo is blue...”

Important thing to notice with Amazon Warehouse deals. That stuff is returned merch that has not been looked at. I once bought a fondue pot that had food remnants stuck to the bottom of it, and the packaging barely met the legal requirements for being a box.

Important thing to notice with Amazon Warehouse deals. That stuff is returned merch that has not been looked at. I…

I estimate that something like 75% of Burfict’s shittiness can be attributed to people making bad puns with his last name.

You forgot to mention that it also feature Burning Heart by Survivor, which is the pinnacle of Rocky songs, and probably in the top 5 of “Movie Songs that Rehash the Plot of the Movie”.

“Know it’s you against you,

It’s like, “Yo, fuckwits, do you NOT KNOW HOW TO BARGAIN SHOP?! This shit is literally what we do, all day, EVERY FUCKING DAY.”

You could easily make that money back by having your mini-pigs be mini-influencers.

MEET ME IN TEMECULA!

You don’t hang around Asian people much, I take it.

Yeah. VAR’s been in the PL for at least 3 years now.

I feel like if you snag something self-contained, like a muffin, or a carton of milk, or a donut they’re not going to care, especially if you ask.

I dunno, man. Let’s just wait until the last votes trickle in on the subject...

I feel like Wikipedia Jones would be a great update to that series.

Sad times...

Yeah, but he’s arguing for a scenario in which the game would be 25-24 before this recount happens, and that’s only happened 14 times, and 6 since he took office.

I can’t figure out how to look it up on the college football site, though.

Got into some fights with dipshits over there who wouldn’t believe they were wrong until the artists themselves confirmed it.

I think you’re watching the wrong video. That’s not the parent of the keeper. That’s #14 in yellow‘s dad, and he’s helping his kid pad his goal-scoring stats.