I know a friend who is minority, says she was sexually assaulted, and posted full-on touchdown celebration shit on Facebook when Brett “Walking Probable Cause” Kavanaugh got onto the Supreme Court.

Holy fuck. They reported her for being racist DURING THE TRAINING, and somehow she still got to work the election.

No, but, you should call this move the Shamessiah.

Ok, Kuzma’s shooting a worse percentage. Who’s shooting a worse percentage on completely uncontested 3s, though?

When are we gonna get a cool atheist athlete?

I think it’s less that people feel like they don’t want to have bad parents, and more like, “Hey, I turned out fine, and you’re suggesting that I actually turned out shitty!”

I kinda feel like, if I was a parent, I’d probably still hit my kids, but only in EXTREME circumstances.

I certainly hope we’ve got this. We’ve got some grade-A shitbags representing this sector of OC right now.

Here’s my guess. Mayweather bet on himself last fight. Vegas didn’t let him put up that much money.

I hope you look at that headline and question what you’re doing with your life.

I hope you look at that headline and question what you’re doing with your life.

Someone donated a can of Boston Baked Beans at a company White Elephant one year. What the fuck, man?

I could fucking get some TP onto a roof. Concreting a toilet on the front lawn, though, that’s not me.

#3 Pain don’t hurt.

Maybe if his doctrine included some punctuation, he would have gotten more followers.

Did it have more than one Amendment in it? Because most of the people I hear talk about the Constitution never get into double digits.

“That’s how it is pronounced... according the the creators of the format...”

It is a hot dog. 

I was just starting to think I understood blernsball...

I’m the same. I didn’t use to follow baseball, but I read every Rob Neyer column on ESPN the day it came out.

I was saying yay!

When he throws the towel at him, he’s got that, “Motherfucker, we ALL know you are on so much coke right now” look on his face.