I hate how they don’t cut away from games anymore. Or if they do, they cut away at terrible times. I think last week, they FINALLY cut away from a 30 point blowout on CBS...to go to a game where they were kneeling out the clock.

You live in America, you WATCH AMERICA’S TEAM!

Please get it graded!

Nah, but that’s bullshit. Handicapped people literally have nowhere else to park. This parking job didn’t completely barricade anyone from entry, whereas taking up the handicapped spot would.

And if English had no rules.

I heard her odors are not as strong, though.

Literally, how long would it take Kohen to be like, “Oh, so I like this picture of vandalism, that means I clearly support vandalism... Well here’s a Facebook like of you liking a post where someone’s claiming that Obama’s a monkey and that he should be lynched. Should I call the Secret Service on you now, or you want…

Onto the gin stuff. You tried any of the Japanese Ki No Bi varieties? I liked the variation of the herbals they used in them.

This doesn’t have a disclaimer telling me the photo isn’t Allison Shoemaker, so, exception proves the rule.

I trust this Whiteman. Definitely over the word of a Whitewoman, at least.

Pour another one out for the faith that seems to ALWAYS be beset by national tragedy.

Here’s the thing with voter fraud.

We get voter turnout of like 60%. And you want to tell me that there’s a HUGE problem because of a subset of this 60% is not only finding the ability to vote not just once, but MULTIPLE times.

Irvine, CA. The second safest city in America.

Exactly right! It wasn’t impolite for your parents to whup your ass or discipline you when you were being a little shithead. It’s impolite to let the asshole you brought into everyone else’s presence inflict aggravation and annoyance on everyone. It is up to YOU to establish that it not cool, and repudiate it, or…

You spelled “intelligent” wrong.

Sure he does. It means people will let you do whatever the fuck you want as long as you pretend you’re a good christian boy are White and/or conservative.

Really? I don’t like the blue tie with the tan suit.

He’s also stepping down come 2019. So, he’s already fallen on his sword and decided to burn the place down. I’m of the opinion that he’s kind of a stand-up dude.

“Trying”, son. He’s TRYING to justify his actions. He is not succeeding.

Yo, #DictionaryDoofus, that’s a great definition of exonerate, and one I am completely familiar with. Have you looked up the definition of absolve?