It’s Portland, dawg.

The dude who was being an asshole isn’t trying to exonerate himself, either. He accepts that he parked poorly, and says it was just there as he picks up food.

So, um, China’s doing this shit already.

Can you guys be professional and film that shit horizontally, though? It’s pretty damn stupid when this shows up on the news and they gotta put the sidebars with the blurred background.

Half-people prefer to be called vertically challenged.

It’s also pretty much the exact same move he used to actually end Russ’ season a while ago.

Shouldn’t there just be a stream of people posting literally his own videos to that account? If not, what are you people who actually use Twitter waiting for?

I like Sour Patch Kids, but the quickest way to get me off that is to open up a big bag of them. For some reason, the scent of all of them in that bag is stomach turning to me.

I imagine it was during the Michael Sam thing, and he did it to maximize attention for himself.

I have here in my hands a list of physical and mental maladies that were inflicted upon the other teams in the league. Despite their pluckiness, grit, cerebralness, and playing the game correctly, these showboating, undefeated, gloryhounding Reisterstown Mustangs (They should really fix that, and become the…

I have here in my hands a list of physical and mental maladies that were inflicted upon the other teams in the league. Despite their pluckiness, grit, cerebralness, and playing the game correctly, these showboating, undefeated, gloryhounding Reisterstown Mustangs (They should really fix that, and become the ResistersTo…

With the Booger Mobile, the advantages are obvious. Booger gets to be the sideline reporter, without all the having to walk up and down the sideline.

Aight, you killed off the craze.

No. You stop this right now!

Was that intended as a reply to me or the dude trying to creep on Kristen?

You notice that he mentioned HIMSELF before the dead party in this?

This is like when Ray Lewis probably murdered those two dudes, and at the trial, he was like, “I just want my life back.”

We’re not NOT saying it.

El Gort could have posted the pic on the SocMed, and been like, “Yo, person whose wallet this is. I turned it into the venue.”

You, and I, and everyone else on this site know that you ain’t got the Fanciness needed to fancy Fancy Kristen.