Not denying his politics. Those are clear as day.

“Draymond better be careful, or he’s gonna get a swig of a little adult beverage I like to call ‘Dos Hamels’.”

*pantomimes throwing a poor left-right jab combo*

YEAH, BUT HE’S A ACCESSORY!

This is true.

You know what’s a 99.999999% more likely outcome, is that the guy who fits the perfect image of someone who’d do this is like, actually the guy who did this.

Probably to ensure that DNA/Fingerprints and such got contaminated as little as possible? What do I know, I’m not a cop or FBI.

I was seeing folks saying that he was White as soon as the picture dropped, and I was like, “Uhhhhh. Dude ain’t White, man.”

They’re still pushing it.

I kind of feel like this is the kind of thing I’d just like to discover on my own. Now I have an idea in my head of what Jordan Peele’s “Imagine if you will” narration, would be like, and now I have a weird set of expectations.

I thought this was going to be the first comment, but someone posted a beagle instead.

Look into those eyes. How can you not see his innocence?

Either that, or she was getting injections in her butt while he was beating her, and he broke the syringes.

Didn’t you guys play third stage at Coachella back in the day?

That place is so cheap, I hear even the bees there are stingy.

He also missed Rex Ryan in the truck bed.

It’s not from Deadspin, but here’s a story about the reffing for the Bucs’ game.

Every time someone references Kamchatka for me:

This movie gets credit for getting Jon Heder work. He seems pretty unassuming, and like a genuinely nice person.

I wouldn’t use her being a slacker as evidence to support her racism. People throw together some shitty slapdash-ass costumes at the last minute all the time.

WWE is the brand that the fans trust,

I don’t think LeBron ever did that. WTF, man.