Austin Rivers. That guy puts the minus in plus/minus.

“Yes? Well then DEFINITELY don’t waste our time.”

They should have seen this coming. Ice doesn’t ask, he just bogarts.

I actually watched this, and I figured this looked far easier than most dance moves. I can jump, I can pump my fist. I got this.

it me.

So, in like, 2-3 weeks, we’re gonna find out that Drake actually really loves like, 15 different esports teams, right?

I kind of regret not getting my doctorate.

I’m fine with pineapple on pizza when it’s cold. The problem for me is when the pizza’s piping hot. Cheese doesn’t adhere to the pineapples, and on top of that, the pineapple’s liquid content means that it cools way more slowly than everything else, so those little fuckers will scald your mouth.

You mean “the 101.”

I understand that.

Rollin’ down the street,

“If the local company would raise it prices the chances are pretty damn high that the owner is going to pocket that change and say ‘thanks Trump, I’ll vote for you next year again’ while the workers still earn the same ; WHY would they get a raise ; they’re not doing anything better, more, faster than before.”

I would spend $500k on a party shitting on my kid’s party before I’d spend $500k on my kid’s party.

I think the newspaper guy didn’t want to transcribe it, but the audio feed seems to have 15 minutes of hemming and hawing and audible collar tugging and foot shuffling.

I mean, it’s less that I believe Rondo than it is that I believe Chris Paul is a piece of shit.

So, you quote the price for a chicken dinner combo, but the press release has no specifications on what they can order. Unless there’s fine print elsewhere, it seems like you could order like, food for an entire high school and then pick it up.

My favorite is when I find a stall like that, but then a second person has come in afterwards, and then just peed all over the toilet paper barrier. Like, goddamn, people.

I feel like I should start hiding knives in them just so they get banned everywhere.

Not the bourbon, though. That stuff is shit. The 1.5L handle of Whiskey, though, that’s an adequate mixer for a whole year.

Lies. If it’s good enough to protect the tables at the Doctor of Chiropracty’s office, it’s good enough for you!