Are you guys just calling sweats “pajama pants”? Or are you getting, like, actual pajama shit?

Condoms don’t take up any space at all. There’s no way you can’t fit them and the backup pepper spray in there.

THE DOUBLE-STANDARDS JUST NEEEEVER END!

I’m guessing there’s something there, like he swerved off the freeway to avoid something and drove the Prius over a bunch of rocks, and the shitty suspension transferred all the energy directly into this dude’s spine.

Never know where you stand with the transvestite gangs... That’s what has Fox all worried about ‘em.

I mean, it’s VERY possible this gay dude was just saying he voted for Trump to get better service from the cops.

The resemblance is uncavanny.

I dunno why Volkov stands there to eat the second one. He’s up on points! Run the fuck away! :)

Sounds like a basic bitch to me...

Going high isn’t for suckers, but going high when your opponent has no concept of ethics is unquestionably for suckers.

And then he went out and only got to carry the ball 6 times, and killed my fantasy team. :(

There it is...

I think he’d have to adjust the fight so he wasn’t fighting Khabib.

I heard Douglas liked ‘em.

That hobgoblin’s one bad break away from being a hobogoblin.

“The same is also true of Dodge New Zealand, though it’s landing page is at least typo free.”

Snozzberry.

The Rams’ visit to Mile High. Unless you’re only talking about one Ram in particular.

+1 Big Hurt endorsement

Man, what a great kick. Clearly, this is the greatest one, and it’s never happened before, which is why it’s the greatest ever.

-Billy “Bicycle” Haisley