It’s not out of place for how off-kilter the rest of the movie was. Dunno why that was deemed beyond the pale.

Jokes aside, the reason he’s holding the paddle like that is because most NBA players have huge hands, and the handle’s not suited for them. Look at his hand there, it barely fits around the paddle, period.

It’s the first rule of Fight Club, IIRC.

Yeah, man. Any moment now, Belichik’s gonna put Malcom Butler in, and that Philly offense is gonna get shut down.

His point is that he’s a racist.

It sucks to discover that someone literally thinks their time is more valuable than everyone else’s.

Fiscal conservatives, but social miscreants.

It’s like someone malorted in your mouth.

Hey there, monkey don’t ask why. Don’t you know you can’t mess...with New Jersey’s Situayyyyysheeun.

Come on, man. You could have gone with, “Sitch better have my money.”

I say we call it Kobold instead.

Glimmer Man has some godawful editing moments of stop-start fights. This was the first like “contemporary” film I remember seeing where I was able to point out inconsistencies with the action.

Sounds like he’s gotten himself into quite a...predicament.

So I Can’t Be Held Responsible For Any Of My Actions Because Only Jesus Can Judge Me. (It’s a compound acronym.)

I’m pro-labor, but I wasn’t making a pro-labor post. This is me taking potshots at the Yankees, man.

Are you stupidly thinking that I’m actually arguing that? This was me enjoying every opportunity to shit on the Yankees.

“I mean, I sympathize and support the striking workers, but it’s probably pretty hard to change hotels at the last second for that many people.”

It means multiple things based on context.

Before he fucks you.

No, it won’t. Which is the infuriating part.