So far so good.

This been posted yet?

Here’s how to fix IndyCar:

This guy wheely likes her and decided it’s time he spoke to her, and he gave her a ring. Good thing he didn’t include the turn signal lever, because then he would be a stalker. If she finds out who it is, she should column up.

‘66 Chrysler New Yorker. What do I win?

I’m pretty sure I’ve left a .38 behind in a car at some point

Man, it sure would be nice if you could buy direct from the factory at that factory pricing, rather than having to negotiate a higher price from a middle man who really ends up doing nothing for you other than trying to sell you rust proofing and paint protection packages.

The new Grimace:

Well, I guess after 17 or 18 years, a major restyle is due. I had an '06 Superduty, which looked like the 1999 Superduty which is not all that different from the 2015 Superduty. Sure, engines, grills, and interiors have changed, but that is pretty minor. Probably the easiest job in Detroit in the last 15 years has…

His probable response.

In another life where I became an Air Force pilot, I always envisioned myself flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong in one of these.

it's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

it's not unusual for people to go missing in Mexico.

Since DTM did it.

you know we also have jobs here in Canada.

I don't think any amount of evidence is going to change their mind. Some people simply demand a thing be referenced only in the way they reference it. Any variation, nuance, colloquialism, or (in this case) equally-occurring nickname is simply 'wrong' to them.

This is incredibly fucking stupid. When this bear starts to approach other houses looking for a handout he's gonna get shot or even hurt/kill someone. Don't feed huge as fuck wild animals which could change their behavior towards and around humans.

CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.

Today there are really only a few legal ways to import a foreign car. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the vehicle safety arm of the U.S. Department of Transportation, requires that a vehicle be 25 years old or older (or already compliant with U.S. safety regulations, like a U.S.-spec vehicle sold…

I'm happy to trade it for the patrol its built on though.