Protect the king at all costs.

Now they just need to import Mexican-market Nissans into the US as well! Bring on the Tsuru, because the idea of owning a 2016-model 1991 Sentra is amazing.

Illuminati confirmed.

What if Tyler Rogoway is Tavarish...

Good god! He said Canada! I want this car so bad!

You know...it seems incredibly fitting that this is the way the 2014 NFL season ends.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

I'm thinking that the biggest problem is that the guy didn't thoroughly look over what he was buying. This isn't some cheap electronic it's something you have to live with for years normally. I think it is his fault for not thoroughly researching it and assuming that it had certain options. Actually, is a spare an…

As a person who got into a weird twitter fight with this lady over her watching 12 years a slave and it causing her to think about how mean people were being to Macklemore, I can attest that she is the goddamn worst.

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

You know what's funny? There is possible tampering/cheating going on from a team to reach the Superbowl. The NFL is like "Yea, we'll look into it." The fans are like "LOL New England. What do you expect? It's Tom Brady and Bill Belicheat."

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

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And the dude on the left just doesn't give a shit - probably thinking "Goddammit Jerry, you showed us your magic tricks in the last meeting".

The guy on the right corner just needs to shout "hadouken!" to complete the scene.

I think this is my new favourite picture.

Not quite haiku, even English haiku, but so beautiful I had to admire its elegant beauty:

It's amazing what Jeff Gordon can do when Brad Keselowski isn't wrecking him.