“In 2018, a crack lawyer was raided by a special prosecutor for a crime he claims he maybe didn’t commit. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Taint-Team.”

Your bar isn’t the only one for which he’ll be deemed unqualified this week.

That is a way outdated big board...

She shouldn’t have brought her thoughts & prayers to a gun fight.

Oh, that’s not even the best part. The best part is that they’re setting up Trump for a perjury trap. If Trump is deposed and says he didn’t have sex with Stormy and then Stormy proves that they did, that means he lied while under the oath. Which is kind of like what another person (rhymes with Schmill Schminton) did…

Best part is, the Clinton thing, if I remember right, wasn’t even a criminal action. It was a civil case, just like this one.

Michael Avenatti is fast becoming my favorite lawyer ever. All he does all day is go on the cable shows Trump watches and troll the shit out of him on an hourly basis. Someday, in the brand new Resistance Plaza in D.C. (after the coming purge), Avenatti will get his own memorial statue. 

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
“When you coming home, dad?” “I don’t know when
But we’ll get together then
You know we’ll have a good time then.”

I haven’t watched video of it but based on the transcript I’m about 80% sure this is around the time that Trump told Kirk that the Conservative freakout over campus culture is just a right-wing media canard:

I was thinking more of a Whateley family reunion; Old and Wilbur respectively…

Donald Trump Jr is a skin tag who got his wish and became a real boy. Stop comparing him to Jason Sudeikis he doesn’t deserve this!

Someone got after me on the previous “boobie streamers” thread about how “immoral” it was to go after lonely guys by displaying cleavage on a stream.

Two things:

1.) This person was arguing that it was only “logical” that the behavior was immoral.

I know everyone’s sick of me saying this, but I’m trying to frame here:…

That burning sensation could only mean one thing: it’s the beloved Minnetonka Queen.

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

Thelma? THELMA?

Perfect pull on that gif, love it.