First, great summary! And I kinda feel like I should be giddy too, except so far I haven’t seen much evidence of consequences for these crooks, beyond a few of them losing jobs they were hopelessly unqualified for anyway, and of course Mueller getting a couple people to plead guilty to some extremely serious charges,…

This deserves many more stars and more recognition.

“white lies”

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

I don’t know of any who outright admitted to lying and continued to do this job. That’s enough to keep someone from being able to work.

This is the most likely scenario. Something about her testimony yesterday shook her up. Maybe a question tipped her to something bigger, maybe she had a come to Jesus moment, but something about yesterday made her eager to get out of dodge.

She’s just starting to understand how deadly serious this is for her, and she don’t wanna go to jail.

For the ruff seas ahead, always retreat to a comfy place on the ship...

It reminded me of Joe dying on Highlander: The Source. The longest fucking death scene ever.

This needs to be put into the Deadspin inappropriate joke hall of fame. This is classic.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

Yes, however, the indictments include receipts as recent as 2017, when Manafort was working as Trump’s campaign manager “for free”, so you don’t even need that to follow it to Trump.

Hahahaha! As a newly married man, i think your follow up is goddamn hilarious as well as equally ominous

She looks like she’d be an awesome hate-fuck.

Seems like a bastion of truth such as InfoWars could stand to invest in a fucking Lexis/Nexis subscription. Pricey, but if Mr. Jones sells a hundred more cans of “bone protein” he can swing it.

“I’ve shot guns all my life,” the constituent said. “If somebody can’t hit somebody with six shots, then he’s a fucking idiot.”

How about a marionette?

“It’s like we’re in a third world country.”