Players have essentially been told that they can no longer tackle the same way they’ve been tackling through their entire football-playing lives, and they are understandably confused and angry about this.

As mentioned in the article, the brilliancy of Cohen and Hernandez spending some time to read the Media Guide (post-season section for lolz), needs to be experienced.

“I want to play for the 76ers”
“Wait, I don’t want to play for an NBA team”

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

“it’s just a bad plan for the Mets to try any new ideas in general”

And his mama called the doctor and the doctor said, “no more monkey gods jumping on their head.”

1. First of all, it’s super duper creepy that Dotard refers to himself in the 3rd person.

Manhattan’s congressional representative and the Bronx Borough President have both filed complaints with the disciplinary committee of NY State court system with the intention of having him disbarred.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

We have separate bedroom as well — actually we have three and we kind of move arbitrarily between them. When we want to be together it’s a consciously chosen act, and celebrated as such. Saves the marriage and we sleep SO WELL.

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.

Need someone to exorcise demons up there, unfortunately so many legions of them one man has no impact. I vote for Father Guido Sarducci to take over.

Re: Fox & Friends Hosts

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

what we’re seeing is the difference between attending a funeral and being funereal.

To be fair, she told him she was 18.

Or promising “an extra hour in the ball pit”.

If “the man” has a warrant to search your house for weed, and also finds guns and counterfeit money, the judge will totally agree with you that since they weren’t looking for guns or counterfeit money that evidence must totally be excluded.

My money’s on you.

I am beginning to think my cat is a more competent lawyer.