YES. Quality > quantity. Having a big dick doesn't help if you don't know what to do with it.

I'm all about the average (or even slightly below average) sized dicks. I'm a petite lady, and I don't like a big dick. Plus it's been my experience that guys who are a little smaller/slightly insecure about their dick size learn how to work with what they have SO MUCH BETTER. The worst sex I've ever had has been with…

Nope, this is an "American Girl." And a real singer/songwriter.

Kate Middleton is a false flag operation for Wonder Woman. You heard it here first, on Gawker Media!

Woah now. The credit goes to the Prince, who happened to have the right swimmer in the right place at the right time.

I'm visualizing him setting up something like this:

I'll do Madeleine one better, for I just imagine Zimmerman on the highway, laying down a spike strip, whistling, then moving to the side of the road to wait for a crash to rescue someone from.

Long-Distance relationships may be good.

But No-Knowledge relationships are even better!

I've been dating Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling, and Elizabeth Warren for years now. Years. None of them know it, of course, but that hasn't hurt the relationships at all. If anything, Not Knowing only makes our bonds stronger.

My major problem with SATC is that it was always touted as an accurate depiction of how people in NYC live. As a native New Yorker, this always bothered me because it is not how people in NYC live. It is about how a very exclusive group of people in NYC live.

Tyra would be impressed with how grandma is smizing.

Any chance we can stop pointing to Don Draper as the dudebro ideal of masculinity? Or Ron Swanson, for the ironic hipster douchebros?

Now if only India would try to do something about the men that immolate their wives so they can claim it was a kitchen accident and not be charged with murder. Last I checked less than 5% of cases are looked into as murder and some aren't even officially reported. Unofficial reports estimate over 100,000 fire-related…

So this is all based on patients seeking treatment? Good thing there isn't any social reason that men wouldn't seek help for mental health problems, and instead, I don't know, commit suicide at rates ranging from much to astronomically higher than women. Seems legit.

I'm sure that Sybrina Fulton and Tracy Martin would love nothing more than to have their son back in exchange for Trayvon being the poster boy for everything that's wrong in this supposedly post-racial society, but his death has cracked open such an ugly hidden truth. People like George Zimmerman and those that defend…

My kids could also use the "calm the fuck down" advice about 50 times a day. Per kid.

For the love of God. The kid was literally RUNNING to get back to his house and get away from George Zimmerman:

I need to dissect this real quick:

No, I want her to keep talking. Keep exposing what a despicable bigoted person she is. It helps fight against all those claiming that the case had nothing to do with race.