I hate terms like monster. He's not a monster, that makes him sound like something otherworldly or not human. He is a terrible human being who shows us some of the worst of what people can be (or, depending on your perspective, what can happen with viciously misguided youth in a fucked up world). Call him what he…

Is anyone else watching Juror B37 on AC360 right now? I shouldn't. I'm going to be too pissed off to sleep again!

This headline is a thing of beauty. Truly. Thank you.

This is a lovely point of warmth in the swirling diarrhea soup that is the rest of the case. It won't bring back her friend or change what's happened, but it is nice to see that some good could come of it all.

This sounds like a pain! The one time I brought a cake to a bar it was for my sister's bachelorette party, and even with our demure group of 8 that shit was a production. Possibly due to the gigantic chocolate penis topping the cake though, I don't know.

BOOM. Meanwhile, this chick is 18 bars in without a boyfriend to show for it.

I'll be honest. The first time my then-boyfriend mentioned marriage, it was when I said I knew how to make a key-lime pie.

I can't watch the video on my iPhone well, but I read some transcript:

Good?

This has been a horrible week for racism and misogyny.

No wonder women are so sexually dysfunctional.

You are not alone. No, oh no, you are not alone.

Oh thank god, I'm not the only one who uses an umbrella when it's sunny out and I'm too lazy to put on sunscreen.

THIS. Her smile is basically 'see, I told you it wouldn't work. What do you want from me?'

The prosecution never wanted to win. They didn't even want to file.

And she's putting the show money into trust funds for her daughters' educations/futures. And that wedding dress was to die for. Lohan and Amanda Bynes should be sent to spend six months at Mama June's boot camp. Maybe Courtney Stodden, too. They'd come out burping and their farts would smell like Cheez Doodles, but at…

It's such a smarmy way for people to make fun of rural people who don't fit their idea of what a lifestyle should be. Admittedly, I've only ever seen the Toddlers and Tiaras episode Honey Boo Boo was in but their family seemed to have it really together. They are definitely redneck as hell but they also seemed to…

"White Trash House"? Oh my god, TMZ, shut up. As someone who grew up in some really white trash circumstances (single mom, trailer park, grocery shopping at the Dollar Store, couldn't eat lunch all through junior high because the "free lunch" meal was always a peanut butter sandwich and I'm allergic to peanuts), I…

What is that deal with calling Suri Cruise a bitch? Jesus. She's a LITTLE GIRL. Get the hell away from her car, assholes. And her in general.