Yes!!! The year I turned 30 I got rid of all my high maintenance clothing items. I no longer have room in my life for clothes that require additional clothing, special underwear, ironing, or that can only be worn on non-bloated days. Freedom!

When I was a young waiter in NYC in the early 90s...

Yep. No raise for 2 years with the constant promise that they are coming... then when it finally comes after the market evaluation and all the stuff they said they were doing to make our salaries more competitive. And we are getting a 3% raise. Sure it’s better than the nothing we got lost year but god damn that’s a…

This is why I hate this ridiculous concept of “teamwork” in the workplace.

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

God Bless Texas Women.

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

The TL;DR is Taylor Swift makes me side with Kanye West and that makes her trash.

I just wonder what she thought was gonna happen when she released this still.

fireball had it coming...

Taylor Swift is the musical equivalent of Fireball Whiskey...popular..artificially sweet..terrible.

Trevor Noah is totally serviceable on the Daily Show

Trevor Noah is totally serviceable on the Daily Show

I’ve never been let down more.

Trevor Noah is totally serviceable on the Daily Show, and has moments of comedic genius. But right now, I miss Jon Stewart so very much. I know his acerbic interviewing style and terrific timing wouldn’t change the minds of the people who voted for Trump, but he would definitely consistently raise Trump’s hackles.…

Like I said when all of a sudden Trump got all his fake followers earlier this week, Twitter needs to do that audit that they did a few years ago. Remember when they deleted all of the fakes, bots, etc. Then all of a sudden all these famous people had about half of the twitter followers that they had before? It was…

I wish one-third of my twitter followers were real. I think all but five or six of them are bots.

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’