Second on "The Judgement", that was the first one I thought of (although I suppose the courtroom is figurative in that one).  I love this part:

Second on "The Judgement", that was the first one I thought of (although I suppose the courtroom is figurative in that one).  I love this part:

It's been a long week and next week is vacation.  I have an excuse, this time…

It's been a long week and next week is vacation.  I have an excuse, this time…

I initially thought you were suggesting that we run water into Dane Cook's asshole for 25 minutes.  I think that might be appropriate.

I initially thought you were suggesting that we run water into Dane Cook's asshole for 25 minutes.  I think that might be appropriate.

I'm so pissed off at Dish Network.  They're talking about how they're looking out for the consumers and they're going to stand up to the big corporations to control our costs.  Meanwhile, I've got to subscribe to a 200 channel package to get the 10 channels I want to watch.  Grr.

I'm so pissed off at Dish Network.  They're talking about how they're looking out for the consumers and they're going to stand up to the big corporations to control our costs.  Meanwhile, I've got to subscribe to a 200 channel package to get the 10 channels I want to watch.  Grr.

This is how old I am:  I saw that movie last weekend and I didn't get the reference…

This is how old I am:  I saw that movie last weekend and I didn't get the reference…

@avclub-21c3134ee5edcb618c4f9aae358d73a7:disqus Obviously, that's true on too many levels.

@avclub-21c3134ee5edcb618c4f9aae358d73a7:disqus Obviously, that's true on too many levels.

That is an awesome placemat, I'm retroactively jealous.  Orphans really got to have all of the fun, didn't they?

That is an awesome placemat, I'm retroactively jealous.  Orphans really got to have all of the fun, didn't they?

I remember watching it, too.  I did an image search to remind
myself and I was pleased to see that Isis came up in the results.  She
looked a lot like Catherine Zeta Jones…

I remember watching it, too.  I did an image search to remind
myself and I was pleased to see that Isis came up in the results.  She
looked a lot like Catherine Zeta Jones…

You've never heard of Shazam?  Man, am I old.

You've never heard of Shazam?  Man, am I old.

Get him to discuss the bonus situation.

Get him to discuss the bonus situation.