This is kind of awkward, but I just tried to sell my 10,000gp amethyst to a local dealer and they're demanding a letter documenting its provenance.  I tried using the Forget scroll, but I just ended up going through the whole transaction again.  If you could get me that, I'd appreciate it.  Otherwise I'm going to have…

This is kind of awkward, but I just tried to sell my 10,000gp amethyst to a local dealer and they're demanding a letter documenting its provenance.  I tried using the Forget scroll, but I just ended up going through the whole transaction again.  If you could get me that, I'd appreciate it.  Otherwise I'm going to have…

I agree 100%, but somehow I doubt that's what he's going for.

I agree 100%, but somehow I doubt that's what he's going for.

You don't know what it's like…

You don't know what it's like…

I was hoping for more details about the Perky Jerky, pictured above.

I was hoping for more details about the Perky Jerky, pictured above.

I've been a big Boomtown Rats fan since '79.  "The Fine Art of Surfacing" is such a fantastic album, particularly side 2.  Unfortunately, I was too young to go see them by myself at the time (and couldn't get anyone to take me), so I missed my only chance to see them live.

I've been a big Boomtown Rats fan since '79.  "The Fine Art of Surfacing" is such a fantastic album, particularly side 2.  Unfortunately, I was too young to go see them by myself at the time (and couldn't get anyone to take me), so I missed my only chance to see them live.

@avclub-eb573591cef285c12701571987b08381:disqus You mean you have to say it like Bell does?

Isn't this the one where they're the only people who can repair the damaged satellite?

If [you] people would just … read the bible, and read the book of Revelations, you would really turn around and straighten up.

First he has to make the movie about the case where he is tried for appearing in the movie about the case where he was also the detective.

"Myles McNutt grabs the spackle."  Euphemism?

I was very pleasantly surprised that that was out there on YouTube.

When I was in college, I heard an awesome song called "Green Haze" on the radio once (the Green Acres theme sung to the tune of "Purple Haze").  Google just told me that it was done by a band called Elvis Hitler:  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Sideshow Bob!

I think he sold his soul to the Irish potato demon, who can kick the ass of the Icelandic snow demon (without moving his arms)!

What do you want?  He's Lord of the Dance!  He has Feet of Flames!  Isn't that enigmatic enough for you?