I’ve shared this before on here, but I used to literally race home from middle school in order to hate watch this show. The mom was on my list of most hated, along with Simon, the oldest brother, and the dad.

TWoP used to hate-recap that show and they railed about how Mary was shunned for being a damn responsible mature self-reliant adult. Mary has escaped the Camden cult. Plus, what family (of milk drinkers) owith more than one person buys HALF GALLONS of milk? That’s a serving for most teenagers.

typically, yes.

My sister’s MIL at one point never failed to show up unless in the company of Michael- a large, homemade African American Cabbage Patch-style doll who dated from when my BIL was a tot. Michael would travel, strapped in, in the front seat of the car, wearing clothes that my MIL would then put on my nephews. She would…

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

Now he’ll have plenty of time to get that Face Herpes checked out.

He also raped (still rapes?) children. In case his wacko politics isn’t enough to turn you off him completely.

I have a question. Has anyone here ever used the y-front of your underwear? Not once have I ever pulled my dick out of that thing. I can honestly say the only time that thing came in handy was during a handjob in high school.

finally someone will defend my right to wear underwear that is just one very long pasta noodle wrapped about my mids (midsection)

In my head, I can’t stop singing “my little bull dyke, my little bull dyke” to this tune:

Bring back Nick Jonas.

I wasnt interested in scientology before, but all the ‘cum’ing you refer to has my attention....

uhhh justin theroux is not creepy

I guess some do. You know, after working out together, when they’re talking about going out and gettin’ some at the club later, and then one of them tells their friend they’re really horny right now and ask if they mind if they just rub one out real quick in front of them, and the other says “go for it bro, might join…

The CDC clearly did not ask Ernie Astasos.

Insert some reverse vampires in there and we’ll have a proper conspiracy on our hands...

Stop fighting the inevitable... just shave it! Bald is sexy.

EXACTLY MY REACTION! You *know* there would be a trip to every single sample table, and she would want to chat with all of the sample people. And then there would be all of the comments about other people who can’t control their carts, questions about why anyone would need a bag of lemons *that* big, and the search…

Watching Penny Marshall buying paper towels at Costco could potentially be a lot of fun.