Sharon Osbourne’s life is exhausting.

I worked at a golf course, best thing to do is get on a greens mower, those things can move at about 20-25 mph, you’d be fine. But for a more fun approach I’d set up sand trap rakes and hope that ed reed hits them over and over again like sideshow bob

Rescue 9-1-1 burned into my brain that you keep your seat belt on until impact with the water, let the car submerge until water pressure is equalized on both sides of the car door, then take one last car-ceiling breath and open the door and escape.

Dude’s always been off. I’m waiting patiently for him to go full Leto. Maybe he’ll get offered the part as a villain in a superhero movie and will finally metamorphose.

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

It's because he looks like a Thundercat!

I’d like to hear their thoughts on a woman with several husbands.