You have no idea what you would have done.

They should have a “de_dust2” panel, because “terrorists win.”

If high school football was museum field trips, with 7 student deaths in a couple months, there would be no more museum field trips, nationwide.

This is one of the best sarcastic takedowns of ROTJ I’ve ever seen. Congrats!

Previous coaches, including Klinsmann in 2013!

I am surprised that people who should no better are surprised the USMNT lost to Mexico. That’s going to happen. They are the best team in CONCACAF. The USMNT is very close to surpassing them, now, and that’s welcome (especially since they don’t have the talent). But the idea that they are in any situation where if…

Kylie Jenner is starting to get that early-onset Lohan/Bynes look in her eyes.

I’m not sure why this person quoted that rule. But there’s a very similar rule re: fielded balls and balls the defense is trying to throw, which has been posted here as well. The batter should have, at the very least, been out.

There are more relevant rules, and there should have been two outs called:

Putin is awful.

Everything they have done we have done...better?

Does it matter what the trend is?

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Dallas Cowboys

I have to say that if it were my job I would either (a) delete all personal Twitter accounts or (b) spend my first paycheck on a work-only computer to use.

As small as the infraction was, it was literally the guy’s only job, so. If my job is to inflate balloons with helium and not regular air, and I inflate them with regular air...that’s really minor, but it was only job and it was a very simple one. If you have a fairly stupid and trivial job, you can get fired for…

Oh, it wouldn’t be unresolved. They would both have losses.

What ineffable dumbfucks everyone on those teams, players and coaches alike, are.

Other members of Douglas Gissendaner’s family, however, remain steadfastly in favor of the execution.

Sociopaths.

DAMAGE CONTROL IN ENGINEERING.