I mean, snake hips

http://jezebel.com/oksana-chusovi… they did! Yesterday

...People can’t actually have been watching/paying any attention to the Olympics if they think this article is a spoiler.

It’s not, but truly, it’s more NBC’s fault than yours. We can’t expect the whole internet to wait until NBC chooses to show it to us.

Thank you. Maybe Jez needs to update their article on her reply.

Ugh. C’mon Jez. There was more to her quote than that. I know you have to get clicks, but don’t sell out another woman to do it. Here’s a fuller version of the interview, via USA Today (see the bold in particular):

And you’re not aware of the universal journalistic standard which states that you always use someone’s preferred pronouns and stated name? Do you also have to “investigate further” by “reading other articles” every time you need to know what 2+2 is? Do you just make assumptions about what color the sky is, and pray if…

No snow, no humidity and no mosquitos.

If you think Kansas City has “big city amenities,” you have not been to a big city.

I say this as a veteran myself, and someone who works in higher education for veterans. You don’t have to see “combat” for it to change you. Many of my friends who never left the FOB, but had to deal with the bloody vehicles, or sitting helpless with while listening to the radio transmissions of units under attack…

He’d be perfect on meeeeeeee!

I am very happy in my relationship with Astronaut Mike Dexter.

If you like this, Jamie McKelvie is the artist on The Wicked + The Divine:

I'll take my liberal bubble over the Midwest. Even with the rent being too damn high.

Fuck off.

You get used to it.

I didn't get the Hiddles/Ryan connection so I thought: "Is Loki going to be Deadpool's new "Pansexual" lover in a Marvel movie?" Then I read that Ryan was at Swift's party. I like my idea.

A Semiotics of Love in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction: Taylor Swift and the Feminine Dadbod

I used to think this was a PR stunt, but now I’m thinking blackmail. She must have something on him. There is literally no other plausible explanation for that t-shirt.

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston