People ship Leo with an Academy Award?

Dogs with rescues like that tend to live with foster families, not in kennels.

Oh my mistake except when the weather is bad. Lucky dog!

Pets are family and if I'm being honest, it is very hard for me not to see the other way as bad. First of all, why bother having them? Second, they are dependent on you for everything. It seems callous to bring a creature into your care just to keep it outside and not include it in your family life.

Angela Queen of Hel is pretty beautiful.

I thought California did this last year.

And you sound disgusting so good thing we aren't friends.

And Chris Pratt’s dad bod was so superhero-esque before Marvel got ahold of him?

If RDJ and Jeremy Renner aren't too old, neither is Cate Blanchett.

Some people can’t just have a slice of cake in moderation. You don’t ask alcoholics to have a glass of wine in moderation. Some people have to keep a tight rein on the way they eat. They only have the option of extremes. This judgey bullshit is tiresome and sanctimonious.

Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

I'm alone in a new apartment with no furniture yet but a bed. So I'm laying in bed eating pie and reading Bucky comics because THAT TRAILER I AM DEAD. Also I hate Thanksgiving

It's almost as though we can't get jobs anywhere else because our industries are concentrated in New York.

No. She doesn't have the maturity I think Captain Marvel needs. (CAPTAIN not Ms, btw.)

They didn't...?

I feel like Holly earned every penny of that 3 million inheritance.

I lived in Southern California my entire life and never even heard of Ulta until I moved away. Also, maybe I lived in a different area but there was always an abundance of easily accessed Sephoras. It was actually one of the traumatic things about leaving. That and a lack of Trader Joe's.

Maybe if they weren't so stingy and had samples and testers I would care. #TeamSephora

Women don’t have to date short guys and men don’t have to date fat women. I can think of very few spaces where men catch any grief for that so I am not inclined to give women much of a hard time for it.

The whole point of acting is to pretend to be someone else.