Why won’t Splinter become the right-wing nutjob blog I want it to be?

That 2nd tweet has an article about what Trump was talking about. Trump was pulling funding from the State Department to give to the Military. Mattis told Trump if you don’t fully fund the State Department that he would have “to buy more ammunition” aka Diplomacy prevents conflicts. Trump was too dumb to understand…

Trump and his fans have set the bar so low, I cant even tell if you’re kidding...

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

So the next time this dude claims sincerity, we’re just supposed to buy it wholesale, right?

Real courage of your convictions there, Pewds.

Also, depending on what you want to discuss, consulting an attorney first isn’t a bad idea. 

this story is not a surprise at all.

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

Wait a minute. Four x Four squares? This might be BING or INGO, but it can’t be BINGO.

It’s medical coders and reporting analysts and pharmacy technicians that make $50k a year. You get rid of private insurance, those people are out of a job with no transferable skillset.

Literally none of your examples are meaningful.

Medical coders? I interviewed for EPICS and when I learned what MUMPS was I ran for the fucking hills. Specifically because I didn’t want to climb up the world’s tallest, branchless, most isolated tree against the day when it might come falling down. No one who went to…

You can’t maintain a bad, bloated, and often harmful system because some people don’t want to look for a new job. Imagine you’re talking about coal miners, saying the exact same thing. Should their industry be propped up, despite the harm it does, because they’re concerned about transitioning to a new field?

Welcome comrade! I’ve been a fan for years, since before she became a Senator, back when she was writing books about family bankruptcy. Liz has a plan for that!

I’m Off the fence now. I will support Warren, but ONLY if she completely commits to and maintains a determination to implement universal healthcare in this country.

Why are they making such a point to say that the loot boxes “are fun and enjoyable for people”? It’s not like that was ever part of this legal discussion. When I was in court for *allegedly* selling crack to 12 year olds I wasn’t all “but you know your honor, the kids really enjoy crack, it makes em feel good.”

According to this, a hotdog is a taco, not a sandwich tho

I don’t like this remark.

Also, this might explain the deletion of the tweets:

There is honestly nothing you should get from McDonalds.