portlypeddler
PortlyPeddler
portlypeddler

What if “golfing” is the cover story and the truth is that Trump was just on the shitter for 3 hours straight trying to back out a presidential turd that got stuck sideways due to his steady diet of McMuffins, Filets-o-Fish, meatloaf sandwiches, Big Macs, chocolate shakes, and well done steaks with ketchup?

According to a now-deleted Facebook post made by Evans, she claimed the people she was screaming at weren’t Black, but that she uses the slur all the same, Newsweek notes.

The two wave their guns around (often pointing them at each other with all the subconscious familial loathing of a proper WASP couple)

NASCAR: Alright, noose, noose, noose! Come on in noose lovers! Here at the Stock Car Twister we’re slashing noose in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of nooses, this is a noose blow out! Alright, we got white noose, black noose, Spanish noose, yellow noose. We got hot noose, cold noose. We got wet noose.

This area is known for its skinheads and for having racial conflict and I would suspect that police would look into that as a potential narrative

You know that joke, The Aristocrats? The Trump administration and every person they hire is a live performance of exactly that joke, except their version is called The Kakistocrats.

It costs 40 caps to move camp, not “somewhere around 100 caps”.

We deserve better

Ah, good old Lee Atwater. Maybe I should bur a teensy tiny little cross on his grave on his birthday as a way to thank him for so clearly and undeniably laying out the rotten calculus that’s been powering so much of American politics since day one. Anytime someone starts talking about how they’re “fiscally

Samuel Jackson is a national god damn treasure.

Musk has Engineer’s Disease, the mistaken belief that one’s mastery of one scientific field of complex systems imparts mastery of ALL scientific fields dealing with complex systems. A little knowledge can be more dangerous than complete ignorance, because people with the wrong personality type think their limited

Report.

Would be sweet to see an age progression where you can see Gordon FreeMAN’s progression towards his eventual final form as the G-Man.

This the same Briahna Joy Gray who claimed on Twitter that Biden was encouraging a genocide? The same Briahna Joy Gray who, without proof, suggested that Democratic Senators were engaged in the exact same kind of COVID-19 insider trading as their GOP counterparts? THAT Briahna Joy Gray? Because that Briahna Joy Gray

If someone’s first name is Merlin, you better fucking pay attention to what they’re saying.

Rest of the school year != rest of the year. That headline is a little misleading.

Here’s a fun game I like to play, it’s called “Surely they didn’t actually say that” and it goes like this: whenever you see a headline claiming that someone in the Trump administration said something insanely stupid, you say to yourself “Surely they didn’t actually say that”, then you read the article. If they

Fairstein says every episode in which she appears portrayed her as a “racist, unethical villain

You realize it’s not going to be easy to win the votes of Bernie supporters, right? Even Bernie couldn’t do it!

In December, a video blazed through gay Twitter of a teen doing the popular “Say So” dance, pioneered by TikTok star Haley Sharpe.