TRIGGER WARNING: RANT

I don’t get the guy’s game plan at all. “Huh, someone left a less than perfect Yelp review; I know, I’ll just go to their home in the middle of the god damn night, angrily knock on their door, blow up their voice mail, and get this whole mess sorted.” Is this maybe some cultural misunderstanding that I’m not parsing…

I feel like Taylor Swift isn’t getting as much blame in all this as she deserves.

“He was allowed to do that after he assured deputies that he would keep them secure and away from Travis”

I don’t know about everyone else, but I count FIVE presidents in that picture.

It was a dark and stormy night when I finally cornered my wife’s killer. “Hashtag game over,” I shouted when suddenly, all hell broke loose.

Ha, trick question! The correct answer is “Stop using Facebook have you not been keeping up with recent events what the hell is wrong with you I swear you people have the attention span of a god damn goldfish!”

I’d posit that the narrative given (“We wanted to make a show that appeals to the people in the flyover states who put Trump in the White House”) is a prettied-up version of their actual line of thinking, polished for public consumption. The ACTUAL reason for making a Roseanne reboot probably went something like this:

To be completely honest, I’m a bit puzzled by practically everything about these ports. Why did Squeenix release them in the first place? Why did they fuck them up so badly? Why do people buy these ports? Why are people so upset about the visual fuckups?

No, see, there’s a twist at the end where it turns out the mark and the whole production crew were in on it the whole time, and the show was REALLY about whether it’s possible to use social pressure to get someone to make a show about using social pressure to get someone to commit murder.

Okay, I am dying to hear an explanation for this: where do you think people are “finding new bitcoin” if not through processing transaction blocks, exactly?

OR (and I know this flies in the face of how we normally think of social media, but hear me out) you can do what I do and burn your reddit account every six weeks and start over.

This chart is good, but it’s missing “Organize your personal tasks into three week sprints and use Jira to track stories and burndown charts”. Scrum for life!

Ctrl+alt+del is for plebs; real men use Ctrl+shift+esc.

My daddy is a handsome devil
He’s got a chain five miles long
And on every link a heart does dangle
Of another maid he’s loved and wronged

So, serious question: Threatening violence is a direct and obvious violation of Twitter’s code of conduct (see here: https://support.twitter.com/articles/18311). What would happen if people started to report Trump’s saber rattling tweets and the service banned his account or gave him a temporary ban? For the sake of…

That’s a shockingly optimistic prospect. Personally, I think his next stop will be the White House to accept a position in the current administration.

Motion to henceforth refer to this title as Destwony.

There are MUCH better GVR-compatible headsets than the Daydream headset. The Daydream headset has no focal adjustment and no interocular distance adjustment. It looks and feels nice, but when it comes to actually doing what it’s supposed to, it falls flat. Try a BoboVR Z3 or Z4 headset and you’ll see what I mean.

This might help you out: four steps to shut Preston up for good.